Are everywhere. Don’t get me wrong. I’m in a FINE mood. Biz is BOOMING- had to stop taking people in one group, open another. The recession doesn’t give a shit about thunder thighs so, yay us. Max & Scout are AMAZING- she is, OFFICIALLY potty trained. It was so easy I can’t even claim any credit. The second I unwrapped those tiny, adorable Princess Panties- it was on. She will NOT soil Cinderella- nor any of her pals- woo-hoo.
Now- re; post title: They’re, sadly everywhere. That douche you’re secretly jealous of as he speeds past you on the freeway shoulder, that bitch in the parking lot of Target who gave you “that look” when you asked if you could use her cart when she unloaded. The Tea Party. Racists. Polygamists (CREEPY!), Roid Ragers, Frat Boys, Sorority girls, extended family, the list goes on and on… Assholes- all of ‘em. I’m up to my asshole in ‘em.
Tonight the assholes I speak of are f-ing SPAMMERS. Dregs- I’ll type again- DREGS of f-ing humanity. I just spent 45 minutes deleting and flagging f-ing SPAM from the comments. Russian, viagra, cialis, other blogs, you freaking name it- all WASTING MY F-ING TIME.
I WISH COPIOUS, PAINFUL, BLISTERING, INFECTED COLD-SORES ON ALL YOUR SEEDY LITTLE MOUTHS AND EXTREMITIES.
(Yes- a bit tame for the “Rager” of old but, I’m a mommy now- have to keep it in check.)
So a-holes there and.. sadly, everywhere- even people I know- or thought I did. Luckily for every ‘friendly” that “goes rogue” in my life, I have 20 opposing, loyal, giving, kind magnificent “keepers” to offset the irritation. Now, 1-2 years ago- I woulda sweat this one- now? I don’t have the time. I’m sorry. I tried- you’re welcome to your tiny treadmill of petty gestures and actions- good luck with that.
See you on the other side.